High-Phone 5 ends pandemic in the UK!

The newest IPhone prototype is out in the hands of world leaders! The catch? This phone will slap its owner when they say any stupid thing out loud. This is how the High-Phone 5 ended the pandemic in the UK. While in the hands of Boris Johnson, it's been reported the phone heard the phrase 'We need another lockdown'. Naturally, this earned Boris the slap of the century. After that, he decided all restrictions were to be lifted. The High-Phone 5 is a brave advocate for the people!